So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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