Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you traded sex for a burrito?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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