Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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