bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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