need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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