I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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