Don't you send me to vm
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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