Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
