they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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