why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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