I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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