we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
