I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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