Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
ugly people sure do ruin things
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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