she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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