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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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