I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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