So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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