everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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