Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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