you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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