I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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