I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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