Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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