Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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