A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
