Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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