it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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