Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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