Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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