I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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