It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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