if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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