Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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