She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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