CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
