I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
bring money and cleavage
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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