And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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