Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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