He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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