She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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