at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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