is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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