Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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