listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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