dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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