Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's rum buckets o'clock
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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