no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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