i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
