I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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