i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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