i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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